SSM

Welcome to the NEW Adventures of Super Sewer Man!

The hero from under the streets

Protecting the downtrodden – the good and rational folks that get run over by the self centered, self appointed and self righteous among us A true force for goodness – He does mortal combat with the clueless yutzes and blithering idiots we all face every day

…and he lives in a sewer so he probably hasn’t bathed in months.

…But he loves the sound of just another garageband! Se we love him too!

(Adventures begin at the top – scroll down for the latest)

Adventure 1: Introducing SSM – The Fight for Good Music

Yes….and so it goes.

On to the next adventure

Well….while we’re waiting for the next super sewer call, did I ever tell you about the time…….Oh, wait! I think I hear the sewer phone!

Adventure 2: Confronting the Meddling Parasites

And so again we wait.

Another adveture begins soon.

Well, that little rascal!

He just couldn’t resist. Joining the crowd are we?

Whatsa matta? Couldn’t find a Kardashian to pose with? I thought they were more common that those cockroaches. About as useful too.

Hmmmmm.

Well, perhaps the next group of villains knows something about these Kardashi creatures……

Adventure 3: Trying to explode some myths – and we wish they were just myths

Once again… Until he’s needed to save mankind

or, get the groceries,

Super Sewer Man will rest and listen to his favorite music

just waiting for the signal to jump in his flying canoe and

come to the aid of his friends, neighbors and people he doesn’t even know.

Thank you, Super Sewer Man!

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Still trying to keep up with the Kardiosaurs?

Why??

Note: The material over the next few episodes was posted during the US primaries.

The windbag might have been funny then. He’s President now and is not so funny.

But we decided to leave them up.

Politics aside, we decided we don’t like him because he acts like a spoiled 4 year old (our apologies to spoiled 4 year olds) in the midst of his own circus.

Well, once again, menace and mayhem threaten.

Or is it just political silly season again?

Whatever the case, Super Sewer Man is once again called upon to aid the downtrodden

Adventure #4: The debacle of the giant 2 footed pest!

Thanks once again Super Sewer Man!

You remove the world’s garbage and ask no reward.

We love you for it!

(But, what a yutz!)

Hmmmmm……. Well, this was funny at one time. Since this first appeared in the 2016 election he’s grown a bunch of clones that used to hate him – now they can’t get their heads out of his ass long enough to explain their change of mind.

The Rump does challenge the entrenched and dysfunctional Status Quo

But OMG, the things he says and does………

Not to worry.

THE RUMP really is a complete rump.

The best “strategy” is to just let The Rump be a Rump.

Have faith in the excesses of unrestrained ego surrounded by a bunch of suck-ups and mindless minions. It never (or, always) fails.

In the meantime, enjoy the excesses of the media – falling over themselves to explain the fascination of the media with The Rump.

Silly Season, Indeed.

(And didn’t he say he’d bring us all together?! What happened to that?!)

Oh well. We’ll just let this one fester for a while.

Meanwhile, an old nemesis is back and SSM must act quickly!

Adventure #5: Revenge of the Bureaucrats

…And so, from his secret Sewer Lair Flying to the aid of all humanity – Super Sewer man is on the job!!

Meanwhile….

Let’s see how our intrepid hero handles this…

Hmmm… This does not look good. I hope he has a GOOD plan

SSM needs a VERY GOOD “Good” plan

Uh oh… I hope this one is the GOOD plan If you have something else SSM…….NOW is the time!

Whew! Indeed. Whew! Indeed!

Well, I hope that brings some peace for a while

Super Sewer Man has earned his rest and relaxation,

though some may question his taste…

Until next time Super Sewer Man!

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Hmmmmm. I sense a disturbance in this farce.

Bureaucrats and politicians.

It’s not just silly season – it’s SCARY season.

Let’s take a quick look at what I mean…

The future of our leadership is being undermined by hacks!

We will only have a choice between fools and lunatics!

(That would be kind of like the election this year.)

Eventually Super Sewer Man will have to step in and save the word from the wealthy egos, cynical campaign pro’s and the mega-bucks interests that can buy them.

That IS scary…. I hope that is the only threat SSM is tracking….

Uh, Oh…